Barely Coping Holiday Wrapping Paper Roll

From a distance, this looks like tasteful vintage Christmas paper.
Up close, it reads like your therapist’s notes.

Each delicate ornament quietly whispers what everyone is actually thinking:
“please send help” • “I love my family but” • “for the photo” • “barely coping” • “oh hell no” • “emotional labor”
All floating between polite little horseshoes like everything is fine.

This is the paper you use when:

You love your people and they also drain every last battery you have.

You are wrapping gifts and unresolved generational tension.

You want the outside of the package to match the energy of the group chat.

Wrap your presents in something that says
“I showed up, I spent money, I am emotionally unwell but still incredibly stylish.”

Perfect for

The cousin who keeps the whole family running on sheer willpower.

Friends who understand the phrase “holiday debrief” on a spiritual level.

Hosts, overachievers, and anyone who needs their wrapping paper to carry some of the emotional load this year.

Pretty enough for the mantle, unhinged enough for Neon Twang.