Bless Your Tie-Dye’d Heart – Psychedelic Honky Tonk Crop Tee

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This cotton candy-colored chaos tee is the energy of a road trip playlist and a sunrise Waffle House rolled into one. Oversized graphic squares, trippy colors, and a cropped fit so breezy it might just get you a free beer.

This is the tee you wear to:

• Ask the tarot reader at the dive bar if they’ve ever actually seen a ghost

• Tell your friends “I’m fine” while eating fries in a parking lot

• Start a line dance with strangers on Broadway

• And yes, to your cousin’s bachelorette brunch in a rooftop igloo

It’s more than a crop top — it’s a way of life.

🎯 Features (But Make It Sell):

• Dropped shoulders so your posture doesn’t have to be perfect

• Pre-shrunk cotton/poly blend that won’t turn into doll clothes in the wash

• Lightweight AF for sweltering days and sweaty dance floors

• Each one’s unique, like your summer personality disorder

• Sewn-in label so it doesn’t feel like a gas station giveaway

🧼 Care Instructions (Spicy Version):

• Wash cold, like your ex’s mixtape

• Don’t bleach it — the colors are already on something

• Skip the dryer unless you want it extra-cropped

• Iron if you’ve got that kind of free time

• Dry cleaning? In this economy?