Finally, a hat honest enough to admit what it isn’t.
The “Cowboy Hat” Beanie is for anyone who loves western aesthetics but also loves not freezing to death. It’s soft, warm, and quietly judgmental of everyone actually wearing a ten-gallon hat in January.
Details:
100% turbo acrylic (vegan-friendly, yeehaw-adjacent)
Hypoallergenic and stretchable
Machine washable- though we recommend a gentle hand wash to preserve your irony
Embroidered “Cowboy Hat” text in golden thread
Made sustainably, because fake cowboys deserve real ethics.
