Duck Around & Find Out – Sleeveless Edition

Introducing the only tank that slaps harder than your last hangover.
This is the Unisex Stonewash Tank Top featuring a duck with an existential crisis and a taste for Hot Chicken — aka the most chaotic good piece of merch to ever hit lower Broadway.

Stonewashed for that perfectly worn-in “I slept in this after missing my flight” vibe. Raw sleeve edges like you cut it yourself in a tour bus bathroom. Ribbed collar that hugs your neck just right without giving 'dad at the cookout' energy. Plus it's 100% pre-shrunk cotton, because we respect your laundry skills, but not enough to trust you.

Pair it with:

• A sunburn and sunglasses

• Cowboy boots you regret buying

• The smell of spilled Miller Lite and fried pickles

Hot Tip: Wear it to brunch and see who buys your mimosa.
Colder Tip: You’re not ready for how many compliments this thing gets.

🔧 Features (but with a lil twang)

• Worn-in stonewash? ✔️ Like your favorite band tee but with fewer bad decisions.

• Raw edges? ✔️ Because sleeves are for people with office jobs.

• Durable hem? ✔️ It'll survive a mechanical bull. You might not.

• Pre-shrunk cotton? ✔️ We shrink it so you don’t have to cry about it.

🧼 Care Instructions (but make it Neon Twang)

• Wash cold like your ex’s heart

• No bleach — let the Nashville grit stay

• Tumble dry low, like your standards on a Saturday

• Iron if you hate freedom

• Don’t dry clean unless you’re running for office

You want this. You need this.
Add to cart like it’s 3 a.m. and you just discovered Fireball.