In light of recent events involving a localized meteorological incident now referred to as “The Firenado on Farm Road 10,” the Tourism Watch Agency has released an official commemorative t-shirt for citizens seeking both closure and style compliance.
Crafted for durability and mild panic, the Farm Road 10 Firenado Response Tee features breathable cotton for those who run toward chaos and tear-away labels for those who’ve already seen too much.
Wear it proudly while reporting suspicious wind activity, reheating coffee, or reflecting on the fact that we all, in some way, are the firenado.
Features:
100% combed cotton — flame-retardant in spirit only
Pre-shrunk for post-trauma comfort
Certified compliant with the 615 Emergency Tourism Code
Sustainably printed, because the planet’s already on fire
Issued by the Tourism Watch Agency – Division of Meteorological Mismanagement.
