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Leaf Me Alone – Botanical Boundary Slides
Leaf Me Alone – Botanical Boundary Slides
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$35.00 USD
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These slides speak for themselves — because you're done explaining things.
Built for hot girl walks, poolside pettiness, and politely declining small talk, the Leaf Me Alone slides are your new favorite passive-aggressive power move.
Florals? Cute. Comfort? On point. Message? Crystal clear.
Whether you’re dodging exes at brunch or just vibing in your backyard jungle, these slides keep your standards high and your soles cushioned.
✨ Features (Straight Facts Only):
Faux leather upper strap for fashion with friction
Contoured footbed so your arch support matches your emotional support
Durable sole for ghosting in style
Printed by hand because mass-produced vibes are for followers
Spot clean only — these slides don’t do messes (just serve them)
Outfit ideas:
Bikini + oversized shades + deadpan stare
Sundress + iced coffee + zero patience
Sweatpants + “don’t ask me what’s wrong” energy
Slide in. Tune out. Leaf everyone on read.
🪴 No shade... unless it's on your feet..
Built for hot girl walks, poolside pettiness, and politely declining small talk, the Leaf Me Alone slides are your new favorite passive-aggressive power move.
Florals? Cute. Comfort? On point. Message? Crystal clear.
Whether you’re dodging exes at brunch or just vibing in your backyard jungle, these slides keep your standards high and your soles cushioned.
✨ Features (Straight Facts Only):
Faux leather upper strap for fashion with friction
Contoured footbed so your arch support matches your emotional support
Durable sole for ghosting in style
Printed by hand because mass-produced vibes are for followers
Spot clean only — these slides don’t do messes (just serve them)
Outfit ideas:
Bikini + oversized shades + deadpan stare
Sundress + iced coffee + zero patience
Sweatpants + “don’t ask me what’s wrong” energy
Slide in. Tune out. Leaf everyone on read.
🪴 No shade... unless it's on your feet..
Size guide
| US WOMEN | UK | EUROPE | JAPAN | FOOT LENGTH (inches) | SHOES LENGTH (inches) | |
| 5.5 | 5.5 | 3 | 36 | 22.5 | 8 ⅞ | 9 ½ |
| 6.5 | 6.5 | 4 | 37 | 23.5 | 9 ⅛ | 9 ¾ |
| 7 | 7 | 4.5 | 38 | 24 | 9 ¼ | 10 |
| 8 | 8 | 5.5 | 39 | 25 | 9 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
| 8.5 | 8.5 | 6 | 40 | 25.5 | 9 ¾ | 10 ½ |
| 9.5 | 9.5 | 7 | 41 | 26.5 | 10 ⅛ | 10 ¾ |
| 10 | 10 | 7.5 | 42 | 27 | 10 ¼ | 11 |
| 11 | 11 | 8.5 | 43 | 28 | 10 ⅝ | 11 ¼ |
| 11.5 | 11.5 | 9 | 44 | 28.5 | 10 ¾ | 11 ½ |
| US WOMEN | UK | EUROPE | JAPAN | FOOT LENGTH (cm) | SHOES LENGTH (cm) | |
| 5.5 | 5.5 | 3 | 36 | 22.5 | 22.6 | 24.1 |
| 6.5 | 6.5 | 4 | 37 | 23.5 | 23.2 | 24.8 |
| 7 | 7 | 4.5 | 38 | 24 | 23.5 | 25.4 |
| 8 | 8 | 5.5 | 39 | 25 | 24.5 | 26 |
| 8.5 | 8.5 | 6 | 40 | 25.5 | 24.8 | 26.7 |
| 9.5 | 9.5 | 7 | 41 | 26.5 | 25.7 | 27.3 |
| 10 | 10 | 7.5 | 42 | 27 | 26 | 28 |
| 11 | 11 | 8.5 | 43 | 28 | 27 | 28.6 |
| 11.5 | 11.5 | 9 | 44 | 28.5 | 27.3 | 29.2 |
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