Nashville Not Chicken Hoodie

Look, we’re not here to argue poultry semantics. This super comfy crop hoodie boldly declares its love for Nashville’s legendary hot chicken—while featuring a duck. Why? Because life is confusing, marketing is a mystery, and this hoodie is absolutely perfect for people who thrive in chaos.

Made from ridiculously soft fleece, this hoodie keeps you cozy whether you’re eating hot chicken, feeding ducks, or just gaslighting your friends into believing ducks are the true mascots of spicy poultry.

Features:
✔️ 85% combed, ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester (softer than a duckling, we promise)
✔️ Medium-weight fabric (not too hot, not too cold—just like a perfectly spiced chicken… or duck?)
✔️ Relaxed fit for maximum style and comfort
✔️ Raw bottom hem for that effortlessly cool, "I meant to do this" look
✔️ Tear-away label (because scratchy tags are worse than dry chicken)

Whether you’re a fan of Nashville hot chicken, ironic fashion, or gaslighting the general public, this hoodie is your new favorite conversation starter. Get yours now before the ducks unionize! 🦆🔥