Nashville Not Chicken Hoodie- For Those Who Question Everything (Even Birds)

Something’s off in Nashville. Maybe it’s the traffic. Maybe it’s the poultry.

The Nashville Not Chicken Hoodie honors the city’s most famous bird- by boldly featuring one that absolutely isn’t it. Why? Because nothing in this town makes sense anymore.

Soft as denial and warm as poor choices, this hoodie keeps you cozy while you question reality, rebrand confusion as confidence, and convince strangers that ducks invented hot chicken.

Perfect for nights on Broadway, gas station parking lots, or séances where everyone swears they “know a guy in the industry.”

Features:

• 85% combed ring-spun cotton / 15% polyester- unnervingly soft

• Medium-weight fleece that doesn’t commit to a season

• Raw hem for that “unfinished thought” aesthetic

• Tear-away tag because you’ve suffered enough

Made sustainably, because even our misinformation deserves an ethical supply chain.