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OK Bye – Floral Funeral Slides
OK Bye – Floral Funeral Slides
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Soft on your feet. Dead inside.
These slides say “I showed up” and “I’m leaving early” at the same time. With oversized grayscale florals and a sassy little skeleton rocking a pink cowboy hat, these are perfect for wandering through wildflower fields or ghosting brunch invites in comfort.
They pair beautifully with:
Black outfits in July
Matching attitudes and iced coffee
Poolside shade (both literal and emotional)
Made for walking away with dramatic flair, these slides offer just the right amount of comfort, sarcasm, and “pls don’t talk to me” energy.
🖤 Features (Dark, but Cozy):
Faux leather strap – stylish, soft, and emotionally distant
Contoured footbed – because your feet deserve one healthy relationship
Durable sole – for stomping out feelings (or just puddles)
Handmade details – printed with love (and existential dread)
Spot clean only – drama is washable, these are not
For the ones who love flowers, funerals, and flaking on plans.
🪦 OK. Bye..
These slides say “I showed up” and “I’m leaving early” at the same time. With oversized grayscale florals and a sassy little skeleton rocking a pink cowboy hat, these are perfect for wandering through wildflower fields or ghosting brunch invites in comfort.
They pair beautifully with:
Black outfits in July
Matching attitudes and iced coffee
Poolside shade (both literal and emotional)
Made for walking away with dramatic flair, these slides offer just the right amount of comfort, sarcasm, and “pls don’t talk to me” energy.
🖤 Features (Dark, but Cozy):
Faux leather strap – stylish, soft, and emotionally distant
Contoured footbed – because your feet deserve one healthy relationship
Durable sole – for stomping out feelings (or just puddles)
Handmade details – printed with love (and existential dread)
Spot clean only – drama is washable, these are not
For the ones who love flowers, funerals, and flaking on plans.
🪦 OK. Bye..
Size guide
| US WOMEN | UK | EUROPE | JAPAN | FOOT LENGTH (inches) | SHOES LENGTH (inches) | |
| 5.5 | 5.5 | 3 | 36 | 22.5 | 8 ⅞ | 9 ½ |
| 6.5 | 6.5 | 4 | 37 | 23.5 | 9 ⅛ | 9 ¾ |
| 7 | 7 | 4.5 | 38 | 24 | 9 ¼ | 10 |
| 8 | 8 | 5.5 | 39 | 25 | 9 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
| 8.5 | 8.5 | 6 | 40 | 25.5 | 9 ¾ | 10 ½ |
| 9.5 | 9.5 | 7 | 41 | 26.5 | 10 ⅛ | 10 ¾ |
| 10 | 10 | 7.5 | 42 | 27 | 10 ¼ | 11 |
| 11 | 11 | 8.5 | 43 | 28 | 10 ⅝ | 11 ¼ |
| 11.5 | 11.5 | 9 | 44 | 28.5 | 10 ¾ | 11 ½ |
| US WOMEN | UK | EUROPE | JAPAN | FOOT LENGTH (cm) | SHOES LENGTH (cm) | |
| 5.5 | 5.5 | 3 | 36 | 22.5 | 22.6 | 24.1 |
| 6.5 | 6.5 | 4 | 37 | 23.5 | 23.2 | 24.8 |
| 7 | 7 | 4.5 | 38 | 24 | 23.5 | 25.4 |
| 8 | 8 | 5.5 | 39 | 25 | 24.5 | 26 |
| 8.5 | 8.5 | 6 | 40 | 25.5 | 24.8 | 26.7 |
| 9.5 | 9.5 | 7 | 41 | 26.5 | 25.7 | 27.3 |
| 10 | 10 | 7.5 | 42 | 27 | 26 | 28 |
| 11 | 11 | 8.5 | 43 | 28 | 27 | 28.6 |
| 11.5 | 11.5 | 9 | 44 | 28.5 | 27.3 | 29.2 |
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