“Piddlin’” Knitted Cardigan - Fall Comfort & Mid-Life Crisis Edition

For the ones who aren’t hustling, grinding, or manifesting- just piddlin’.
This limited-run cardigan captures the golden art of killing time with dignity. Granny-core aesthetic meets mid-life chaos; a bird you’ll never identify watches you do absolutely nothing in style.

Details:
55% cotton / 45% polyester
Jacquard knit texture with soft, slightly judgmental drape
Relaxed fit - roomy enough for reflection or regret
Button-front closure for when effort briefly returns
Durable enough to outlast your current phase

Made sustainably, because even our existential crises deserve eco-friendly comfort.