“Pumpkin Spice Fucking Sucks” Knit Sweater- Limited Fall Compliance Issue

Officially banned by three Nashville coffee shops and one suburban PTA.

The Tourism Watch Agency of Greater Nashville hereby declares an end to seasonal hysteria. Wear this as your uniform of resistance against the syrupy takeover of fall. Perfect for those who prefer whiskey to whipped cream and sarcasm to cinnamon.

Details:
100% cotton blend so soft it’ll make a barista cry
Embroidered text: “Pumpkin Spice Fucking Sucks” - tastefully offensive in neutral tones
Ribbed cuffs and collar for seasonal defense
Will get the side- eye in almost any Starbucks nationwide
Machine washable, emotional damage resistant
Ethically made and fulfilled on-demand (because we’re rebels, not monsters)
Fit: unisex / true to size / judgment-free

Someone had to say it.