Ring of Fire – Gastrointestinal Apocalypse Tour ‘25 (Tank Top)

Warning: This tank is not FDA approved.
You’re not just wearing a shirt. You’re making a gastric statement. Inspired by that one night you challenged the Nashville hot chicken scale and woke up in a parking lot next to a fire hydrant.

This soft, breathable tank is perfect for:

Regretting your lunch choices

Bachelorette party survivor pics

Ghost pepper festivals

Crying in the alley behind Hattie B’s

Printed with flames and a rollin’ chili demon that looks like it smells like burnt regret and Fireball, this tank is the official uniform for menace-mode tourists and locals with no boundaries.

🧵 Fabric Features (Rewritten for True Survivors):
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (blessed for the sweats)

Lightweight and breathable, like your dignity after one-too-many

Tri-blend option for maximum stretch during hot sauce-induced panic

Side-seamed so it won't twist up like your intestines

Hand-printed with pure emotional damage



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!