Issued by the Tourism Watch Agency of Greater Nashville as an official reminder that some ideas should never leave the storyboard.
Inspired by the pilot episode of 9-1-1: Nashville (you know the one - red kite, sky girl, emotional damage), this hoodie is for those who watched in disbelief and thought, “Yep, that was stupid.”
Details:
50% pre-shrunk cotton / 50% polyester
Air-jet spun yarn for that “I can’t believe this is real” softness
Double-lined hood to protect from metaphorical fallout
Perfect gift for your secret stripper son you forgot to tell your family about
Front pouch pocket for snacks or disbelief
Designed, printed, and fulfilled on-demand by local spirits of Nashville
Fit: Unisex. True to size, emotionally oversized.
Each piece is printed just for you - because mass production is for cowards and network television.
