Tornader Repellent™ – Emergency Gummy Formula

By episode three, viewers of Nashville:911 had already witnessed four tornadoes, one firenado, a child being airlifted by a kite, and not a single basement in sight. It became clear: the storms weren’t just part of the plot- they were the plot.

So we did what no one else would.

We created a multivitamin to emotionally prepare you for the next totally unnecessary twister conjured by the show’s writing staff.

Tornader Repellent™ is formulated to:
-Lower your barometric anxiety
-Temporarily suspend disbelief
-Soothe inflammation caused by unrealistic wind-based plotlines
-Help stabilize your accent during fictionalized weather trauma

Each gummy contains enough delusion to get you through an entire season of weather-based melodrama without screaming "THAT'S NOT HOW METEOROLOGY WORKS" at your screen.

No tornadoes have been harmed in the making of this supplement. But some dignity has.

Warning:
Not approved by FEMA, NOAA, or anyone with a degree in earth science.
May cause overconfidence in open fields.
Do not take while watching episode four. It won’t help. Nothing will.

TWANG Certified.
Formulated in Nashville.
Tested on tourists.