Barely Coping Holiday Capsule

For everyone who loves their people and also needs them to go home.

This is Neon Twang’s Barely Coping Holiday Capsule
Soft things. Honest things. Zero emotional stability.

From a distance it all looks normal

Cozy sherpa blanket with a sweet little winter village
Simple embroidered hoodie
Neutral sweatpants
Classic wrapping paper
Cute ornament
Patterned mug

Up close it is clearly unwell

“Barely Coping” stitched across your chest
Flight Risk spur on your ankle
Winter village that feels like a crime scene
Wrapping paper whispering “please send help” and “for the photo”
An “Oh Hell No” horseshoe hanging on the tree
A mug covered in redacted therapy notes about holiday debriefs and emotional labor

Build a full recovery uniform or just grab one piece that quietly says what your polite smile cannot.

Perfect for

Surviving family visits
Post holiday decompression
Gifting to the cousin who always texts “we need to talk about this later”

Sad but cozy. Festive but not okay. Very Neon Twang.